A man who made overtures on Facebook to the stepdaughter of a writer from the satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, got his approach all wrong, in my opinion.
Rajput Kig Rana Usman, a Pakistani gentleman, made Facebook friends with one of Moys Kenwood's stepdaughters, Helley, 18, and sent her pathetic requests for sex for over a month, but, because Helley had no command of the English language, and could not understand his vernacular, his requests fell flat.
Eventually, Mr Usman decided to play his trump card: using Messenger to set up a face-to-face videolink with Helley, he masturbated frantically in front of her, causing her, and several watching friends, to chuckle, before she 'unfriended' him.
Stepdad Kenwood commented:
"This was a shocking display of manners. Quite what was going through this chap's mind is difficult to comprehend. Interestingly, when I looked down his Facebook page, I saw a photo of a pigeon with a bomb strapped to its back.
I think Helley's better off without him."