The third child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge has been born, and TheSpoof.com can unexclusively reveal that it is a boy!
Prince William and his wife emerged from the St. Mary's Hospital just before 6pm last night, and stood on the steps soaking-up the applause and adulation heaped upon them by the world's press and scores of wellwishers that had gathered to celebrate the Royal birth.
It was THEN that it happened!
The baby, not yet named, wrapped in a white blanket, could clearly be seen wiggling its fingers!
The crowd could not quite believe what it was seeing. Several people fainted, and a policeman screamed.
Prince William, who is the same person as the Duke of Cambridge, let out a gasp, and looked lovingly at his baby. He said:
"Thrice the worry now!"
There's likely to be shitloads more of this pap in the days to come.