Written by AndreaNadia

Sunday, 3 July 2011

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A sixteen year old girl in Nebraska State has just received a nose job, without surgery.

For years the girl had complained about a crooked nose; begged her parents to pay for plastic surgery. Her parents consistently said no to her being put under the knife.

Thursday morning, the Walkers woke up to their daughter crying in their kitchen. They found that she had broken her nose with a frying pan. She had broken her nose in multiple places. The girl was taken to hospital where they set her nose.

How did they set it? So that it would turn out straighter than before. She had successfully acquired a nose job.

Her parents were not thrilled with the medical costs of the affair. They immediately called the press and sold the story; covering the costs of their daughter's nose.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Plastic Surgery

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