Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Friday, 17 December 2010

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Smells Fishy

Julian Assange, in his first statement since being released on bail, said that the accusations by the two Swedish women who accused him of diving into their Wiki's unprotected, smelled "fishy" to him.

While neither confirming nor denying having sex with the two paradigms of virtue, referring to the Swedish women who wickedly exposed their wiki's to the notorious leaker, he said that, "what goes around, comes around." Exactly!

You figure that out?

Anyway, it appears that Assange has bigger fish to fry as it is reported that a Federal Grand Jury in the United States is seeking to indict him for espionage. Should that happen, he might just go back to Australia and throw another shrimp on the barbie.

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