Crazed Sex Poodle's Noodle Doodled By Masseuse

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Thursday, 24 June 2010

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A massage therapist claims that a crazed sex poodle wearing an Al Gore mask doodled her in a Portland, Oregon hotel room in 2006. She said that the poodle had an attitude and tried to ply her with Grand Marnier so that she would doodle his noodle.

Saying that the mutt also tried to hump her, she offered proof of an inadvertent discharge of a bodily fluid on her slacks as evidence that the event took place. Evidently Gore, who distanced himself from Slick Willy when he heard about his affair with Monica Lewinsky, didn't learn from this.

Now that both of them have soiled the clothes of their victims, one wonders why they wasted time going to Ivy League schools instead of dog obedience classes.

So now we have a historic first; both a president and vice-president serving in the White House without pedigree. What's a mutt to do?

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