Written by Pointer

Friday, 7 November 2008

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Lieberville, Alaska

Democrat leaders brought Joe " The Traitor" Lieberman into conference today to make him beg for his political life. Lieberman an almost lifelong democrat, ran as Al Gore's VP candidate in 2000. He began his divergence from the party in 2004 when his pro-war positions caused Connecticut Democratic voters to reject him in the primary.

Lieberman ran and won as an independent. In 2008 Lieberman could be found working tirelessly against democrats and tied at the hip to John McCain and even sarah Palin. And now the cock has crowed on Lieberman's denial of Obama. He may regret the thirty pieces of silver he received for betraying the democratic Presidential Messiah but clearly the savior's party thinks it's time for Lieberman to pay.

After a chatisement meeting with Democrat leader Harry Reid, Lieberman stark naked gave the following comment to the press:" The chill in Washington has come early this year. I'm literally freezing my ass off. I only hope that my clothing will be the last prized possessions I will lose!"

Reid told reporters, while wrapped in a faux fur coat,that things could get alot colder in DC this fall: "Maybe Joe the traitor should think about joining Joe the Plumber and Sarah the Washed up Beauty Queen while working on the Alaskan bridge to nowhere..."

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