Trump Asks ChatGPT for Best Defense Strategy

Funny story written by Paul Blake

Thursday, 24 August 2023

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This girl said she passed out after typing all those criminal charges into ChatGPT

N.J. — trump doesn't like any of the answers coming from his army of lawyers, or his Mar-a-Largo maintenance staff. His magic eight ball, Faux news, and the chance cards from his Monopoly set aren't much help, either.

So, with his usual go-to options not able to provide adequate legal answers leading to his freedom, trump is asking ChatGPT to spit out the best defense strategy that the world has ever seen. One, where people won't even believe how good it is.

We talked with the person who turned on the computer, navigated to the A.I. site and typed the prompt words into ChatGPT for the mango-mongo.

"It took almost all day to type in all the charges from all the indictments. My fingers were killing me. And when we were finished, ChatGPT kept answering with just one word: 'RUN!!!!!' In all caps, with five exclamation points."

Trump's assistant, who didn't want to be named for fear of being associated with the orange creep, kept trying different words and phrases on the program.

"The computer was pretty insistent that trump run to Venezuela, no matter what we typed in. But eventually we got the chat bot to propose something in addition to that, such as changing his appearance with surgery, or pretending he had a stroke and he doesn't understand english anymore, which isn't a big stretch. All of those other options ended with him also running away somewhere," she added.

"In the end, we just let trump type whatever he wanted until he got an answer that he thought might work: Throw everything and everybody under the bus, and whine and cry like a big fat baby that none of it is your fault, while banging on the desk in the court room, and trying to start another riot of lunatics to come and save you."

At the end of the day, trump's assistant said he wasn't going to pay ChatGPT a dime for its any of its answers, because he was planning on doing pretty much all that stuff anyway.

"Afterwards, he made me spray tan his back while he talked about his putting stroke..." she added.

Ugh, yuck! TMI.

We hope you got paid up front.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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