Trump Made Up for Bad Sex With Blistering Piano Accordion Solo: Stormy Daniels Speaks Out

Written by Johnny Shlep

Tuesday, 16 July 2019

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Porn star turned kiss-and-tell sensation, Stormy Daniels, has told Hello magazine that US President, Donald Trump, gave a sensational rendition of a medley of popular tunes on the piano accordion following their brief sexual encounter in 2006.

Speaking exclusively to the magazine last week, Daniels, 87, said: "He was absolutely useless in the sack, to be honest. At one point, I even had to ask him if he'd started.

"However, he more than made up for it afterwards when he took his piano accordion from the wardrobe and launched into a number of old time favourites.

"His skill and virtuosity were pretty damn sensational, to be fair to the man.

"He played a number of tunes, including, The Rose of Traylee, Danny Boy, The Sash My Father Wore, and most memorably of all for me, the theme tune from Bonanza."

Ms Daniels' revelation comes almost 25 years to the day since, White House intern, Monica Lewinsky, told newsmen that President Bill Clinton had played a wonderful rendition of the Chas and Dave hit, Give Me a London Girl, on the mouth organ while she sucked him off under the table at a UN summit conference in 1995.

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