Boris Johnson was perfect gentleman during our night of bare-faced lying and hard-right ideology says, Sarah Sanders

Written by Johnny Shlep

Saturday, 29 June 2019

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Ex-White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, last night appeared to fly to the defence of beleaguered British prime ministerial hopeful, Boris Johnson, when she told newsmen that, during a late-night discussion on far-right politics last year, Johnson's behaviour towards her was impeccable.

Sanders, 36, told assembled reporters, "Boris and I met at my New York apartment at around 11.00 pm in June of last year, where we spent the evening churning-out unsubstantiated lies and rumours about a number of left-leaning politicians, both here in the US, and in the UK.

"We also discussed extreme right-wing ideology, and formulated possible schemes for surreptitiously introducing it into mainstream politics in both our countries

"During the entire time, Boris behaved like a perfect gentleman.

At no stage did he give the impression that he would like to take things a little further, let alone try any inappropriate moves.

"We parted with a warm handshake at the door, although I did think he was going to kiss me on the cheek at one point.

"To be honest, I was a little disappointed, as I was wearing a pair of black, lacy, open crotch knickers under my business suit, just in case."

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