Written by Dracula

Tuesday, 22 January 2019

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"Wow! This is more interesting than a gambling loss in the stock market."

2019- This year's Women’s March received roughly 20 times more news coverage than the Wall Street downhill slide, according to the Media Research Center.

The Women’s Marches took place on Saturday, despite widespread concerns of used tampons filling pubic garbage containers, and causing a widespread health hazard. One day before the controversial gathering, managing News Editor, Frier Handcock, examined the coverage each event received on all major morning and evening newscasts — and the results are staggering! People cared more about disorderly conduct during a Women's March, than they did for gambling woes on Wall Street.

Sensationalism leads the Women's March despite their controversies.

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