Written by King Kong

Friday, 9 November 2018

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Jesus Gomez Hernandez

A drug smuggler and former donkey breeder in Texas accused of stealing a donut from a coffee shop, was killed in jail early Wednesday, authorities said.

Jesus Gomez Hernandez, 36, was taken from Tarrant County Jail in Fort Worth to a hospital where he passed away just after 3 a.m. from blunt force injuries, the Dallas Sunshine News reported.

Harvy Faustino Hancock, 42, an inmate at the jail, was charged with murder, and is being held on $50,000 bail, according to jail records.

Hancock tells the media that he owns a donut shop and was offended that Hernandez didn't pay for a donut.

"I believe in my job, and I defend my reputation as a donut salesman," says Hancock.

Harvy Faustino Hancock is jailed for cheating the I.R.S. of $34,000.00 in taxes he never paid from sales at his donut shop, "Hancock Donut Express."

Tarrant County Jail Warden, Jacob Jackson, tells CBB News that Hancock will share his jail cell with a new inmate, Mario Slayer.

Mario Slayer is a fanatical I.R.S. agent who strangled Jackie O'Malley to death for not paying $15,000.00 in taxes for sales at his donut shop, "O'Malley's Donuts."

"Slayer is a psychopath who took his job too far by defending his reputation as a tax agent," declares Warden, Jackson.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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