Written by ScottTalbotEvans

Monday, 27 August 2018

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The president was standing on the White House lawn, holding an open jar of Trump Peanut butter, as he was getting ready to announce his bold new plan to make it the official condiment of the Olympic Games, when out of seemingly nowhere, a great commotion erupted.

As it was later pieced together from video clips, a hoard of approximately 300 red tailed tree squirrels descended upon the leader of the free world in a swarm of deafening screeches.

The commander in chief fought bravely, no doubt thanks to his military training, but eventually became weakened in his struggles as the sheer numbers of enraged bloodthirsty rodents overwhelmed him.

His last words were, "Make America Gr---"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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