President Donald Trump has announced that he will be meeting scientists later today to discuss his new plan for the future which will involve him being cryogenically frozen.
Trump, 72, said he 'hatched' the idea recently during the furore which surrounded his separation of immigrant parents and children - the work of ICE.
It's also thought that the dictator might still be embittered after another failure of his in 2010 - Trump Ice.
Mr Trump said that he, personally, wasn't that keen on the idea of cryogenics, but, recognising the benefit to humanity his presence would be for future generations, he would be willing to undergo the procedure.
"I understand it's a little chilly, but these are the lengths I will go to, to preserve for posterity, the genius that is Trump!"
The cryogenics industry still has several major oncerns over its ability to 'reawaken' cryogenics subjects once they have been frozen - let's hope they are well-founded.