Written by King Kong

Thursday, 12 July 2018

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Celebrity Chef, superstar, Mario Batali has applied through a U.S. agency to adopt three Russian girls, a top Russian adoption official said over the weekend.

"I plan to move to Bahrain with my three daughters," says Batali.

During a recent interview, Batali explains how he became enchanted with Bahrain and it's peaceful atmosphere while on a recent visit to the Middle Eastern country. He wants to raise his three girls in a carefree environment.

"He has made an application to adopt the girls, and his paperwork will be processed according to the regulations like everyone else, "Gleb Grozovsky" the director of the Ministry of Justice's International Adoption Department, told The Spoof.

The Minister said the girls Batali wanted to adopt live in a Moscow orphanage. He did not give further details.

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