The 4th of July, the one day in the year Americans hold in the highest esteem, has been forgotten, by one man, at least, in Battambang.
The man awoke as normal this morning at around 5:30am, and went about his normal daily business, which included a shit, a shave and a shower, but not once did the 4th of July cross his mind.
Not even when he had arrived at work, and had to sign the attendance book, nor later when he wrote the date on the whiteboard, did the auspicious date register its importance.
Only when he returned home from work, logged-on to the Spoof, and noticed the date in red letters did he remember that it was Thanksgiving in the US!
So it just remains to wish all our American readers a Happy Thanksgiving, and don't eat too much turkey!