There was real family drama in the Tapon area of Battambang last night, when the stepdaughter of an Englishman living in the locality broke wind in close proximity to his face, causing much resentment.
Moys Kenwood, 54, was typing out a spoof story about a creature with two heads, when his stepdaughter, Yasmi, 16, reached over to collect her schoolbag from the other side of the table. Only Kenwood's own words do the next part of the story justice:
"I was sat minding my own business, when Yasmi leaned over for her bag. At this point, her backside was approximately four inches from the left side of my face. She clearly overstretched, and a vile, shuddering din emerged from between her arse cheeks. I nearly shat myself!"
He went on:
"It was an epic fart. Putrid. As I gasped for breath, all of the other pesky kids fell about laughing, but, I can tell you, it was no laughing matter. Luckily, I wasn't hurt."
Nobody else was hurt in the incident either, but, later, Yasmi's knickers had to be washed with a wire brush.