Wikileaks leaks leak about Assange incarceration

Funny story written by ExiledRoyal

Tuesday, 7 December 2010

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Assange hiding

Julian Assange was today arrested and refused bail regarding an alleged sexual assault in Sweden.

His own Website has released a leak saying that Assange has been "stitched up" by assorted Governments keen to stem the tide of... erm... leaks.

"They just don't want us to leak anymore," asserts Wikileaks Leak Leaker Mat Alan. "It's a conspiracy."

Leak specialists Leaks-R-Us leaked, "It's all just a leak. Leaking is the nom-du-jour. We leaked to the Police where Assange was hiding. It's the way it works."

To be honest, this Spoof reporter is just about to explode with all the leaks and needs to go off for a massive leak.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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