Student tuition fee protest breaks into Conservative HQ

Funny story written by ExiledRoyal

Wednesday, 10 November 2010

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Police Squads running away from Millbank

Disenfranchised students, and a number of Anarchists, today wrecked the Conservative Headquarters at 30 Millbank in London.

The promise of soaring tuition fees caused the Student's Union to organise the protest. However, several hundred would-be protesters have contacted The Spoof saying that they were unable to join the protest as they had jobs and showered every day.

One jobless hippy, busy kicking a window in, was interviewed by Spoof reporter Orson Around.

"Why are you protesting?" asked our intrepid Newshound.

"To make the government listen; we don't want them wasting our money and taxes."

This was drowned out by screams of... "YEAH!!!"

Mr. Around challenged, "It's cost £7million in extra policing for you to protest "peacefully" today."

"BRILLIANT! And if the Police hadn't been here today, some of them wouldn't have got hurt... BRILLIANT!!!"

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