Cameron Family in shock Hindu mourning ritual

Written by ExiledRoyal

Friday, 10 September 2010


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Following the sad death of Prime Minister Cameron's father the Spoof is shocked to learn that the entire family are to embrace historic Hindu rituals in the next week or so.

Spoof Journalist Angie O'Gram says that the first clues came in today's Times, (09/09/2010) in the notices of deaths.

"The common assumption is that the Camerons are, at least, nominally Christian. However, the notice in the Times paints an entirely different picture."

Angie quotes verbatim out of the Times. "Ian did not want a memorial service, but there will be a funeral for family and friends next week."

Ms. O'Gram continues, "Surely this can only mean that the Camerons will be mob-handedly throwing themselves onto Grandad's funeral pyre, or a legal equivalent. It couldn't be more plain."

Leading Funeral Director Bernie Evidence concludes, "Although it is unlikely that the family will all pile onto the conflagration, some kind of self-inflicted massacre is quite within the bounds of possibility."

Hello Magazine have offered £30 for the rights to exclusively photograph the Cameron clan's demise.

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