The three main political leaders - Gordon Brown, Nick Clegg & David Cameron, have committed themselves to three live man orgies during televisual prime time.
The buggering sessions will be broadcast on channels that have yet to be decided, although one channel that is believed to be interested, is Planet Catholic.
In each of the three separate "bouts", the man love-in will be chaired by well known celebrities. It is rumoured that Kris Akabusi has been approached to host one mutual fisting.
A select audience will be invited to watch the spectacle through 3D goggles, and they will be expected to suggest suitable moves in order to win their votes.
On the announcement, Nigel Farage of UKIP whined "Europe have been doing a pretty good job of buggering everything up, and now even the Politicians in my country can't keep their hands off each other."
It is reported that Harriet Harman has commented that such mass debates are clearly discriminatory towards women, and she has suggested that she will happily parade around the stage wearing a strap-on.
