Jazz Mag To Be Laminated

Written by Eurocleese De Zouch

Sunday, 22 November 2009

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In a world first, infamous jazz mag Reader Wives is to be laminated.

In a statement, whilst holding his breath, PR executive Geoff Fuigg of porn barons Paul Raymond blabbed "Readers Wives is a world renowned adult magazine, which give a copious amount pleasure to women."

"In order to keep with modern demands set by the customer, we have decided to laminate all our magazines in our fine collection - starting with Readers Wives."

"We understand that the daily abuse our magazines can suffer, we thought that was prudent to perform such an action. We hope that our readers understand why we are following through with these changes."

Publishing insider, Ken Whoarr barked "Its such a brilliant and simple idea. The only issue that I think will come with such a move, is that you will no longer be able to use the magazine with wet hands, which may cause problems for certain readers."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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