Written by norma snockers

Tuesday, 8 January 2008

image for Jamie Oliver gets his cock out and shows it to chicks in Snuff Movie
"and he's just bee laid too!"

Stud muffin super chef Jamie Oliver is to star in a controversial 'snuff' movie to be screened on Channel 4 TV this week. He is going to show people how little cocks are murdered in their shells just after they've been laid.

Male birds are despatched even before they're hatched and furthermore he's also going to show what happens to the girls who have come to the end of their working life.

No stranger to controversy, Oliver, 54, from Swanage, is quite dismayed at the result of his School Dinners' campaign and hopes to shock viewers into not eating chicken again in his latest horror movie 'Jamie's Fowl Dinners'.

Monica Lewdvinski, an unemployed office worker from Poland, but now living in Sheffield, who has eaten cock before, said, "I used to eat cock regularly and enjoy it, but after seeing such treatment, all I can say is NO CIGAR!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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