Local town idiot Stanley Bridgeside still doesn't know which pranks to do for April Fool's Day.
Known thoughout charming village Chutney on the Fritz the dapper 47 year old is well known for his April Fool's pranks, which have including filling the reservoir with Custard Powder, selling the statue to John Craven in the town centre, and the three years when he said he had a girlfriend.
Now the morose character doesn't know what to do. He told us 'Imagine how I feel. I am known far and wide, and loved and admired for my April Day pranks, but this year, I am bereft of ideas, and what I can do'
We look forward to seeing what tomorrow holds. It cannot be any worse than last year, can it?
