Afghan Taliban and the 'Cuties’ film

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Thursday, 8 October 2020

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Actress scheduled to work in the Afgan version of 'Cuties'

The new leader of the Afghan Taliban, Mullah Akhtar Mansour, has just endorsed County District Attorney Lucas Babin for indicating Netflix over a movie called Cuties.

While wearing his MAGA hat, Babin says he's overjoyed that Mullah Akhtar Mansour has decided to support his decision by joining his bandwagon. "I'm proud of Mr. Mullah Akhtar Mansour's religious viewpoint on this subject, since I'm a religious person myself," said Babin.

Netflix has been indicted on a criminal charge that alleges the streaming giant promotes “unorthodoxed material”.

The lawsuit centers on the release of the French film “Cuties” that has been mired in controversy since its release last month.

Texas Mike, a high-ranking member of the Aryan Brotherhood of Texas, said he saw the film Cuties, and it was no different from the images on the Sears catalogues that he used to view as a teen.

When reporters asked Tito Jackson for comments, he said: "My brother, Michael Jackson, would have been proud of the movie Cuties as a form of artistic expression."

In a message released ahead of the Eid festival, Mullah Mansour said that all artistic expression, including the movie, Cuties is against Islam and is Satanic.

After watching the movie for his review, Mr. Mullah Mansour said that American beaches promote worse images than what he saw on the movie Cuties. "Western people are a filthy race of beast and savages, they smell like pigs," says Mullah Mansour.

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