Jesus Christ has returned as promised

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Thursday, 24 September 2020

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Russian authorities mounted a special operation to arrest Jesus Christ, who claims to be the son of God.

His followers say he's the Messiah, and Covid-19 is the beginning of the Apocalypse.

Unfortunately, Russian authorities were not impressed, and like Pontius Pilate, they took Jesus of Nazareth into custody along with two of his disciples.

Helicopters and armed officers stormed communities run by Jesus Christ, known to his followers as Vissarion.

Russia’s investigative committee said it would charge him with conspiring with foreign agents and organising an illegal religious organisation, alleging that Jesus signed a contract to work in Mel Gibson's second movie, "The Return of The Christ".

In his defense, Jesus said, "It's all a mistake! It's a legal technicality!" Jesus further states, "I signed contracts with American talent and advertisement agents, not intelligence agents."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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