Pilot Removed From Aircraft After Being Found Drunk

Funny story written by ExiledRoyal

Monday, 10 August 2020

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Captain Seamus Moreson In The 737

Heathrow staff were shocked to see a pilot being forcibly removed from a flight earlier on today. Police were called when passengers complained that the man, wearing his pilot's uniform, was 'visibly, vomitingly drunk'.

He has been named as Seamus Moreson, a veteran pilot with cheapo favourites Ryanair. Mr Moreson has been flying with the company for the last 35 years.

Sgt. Dave Stabber, of the Heathrow Constabulary told us, "We were asked to remove the gentleman from the aircraft as customers were very concerned that he was too inebriated to fly. The other reason was that he was actually on board a British Airways 737."

Moreson told the Police Officer, "I honestly only had three pints ... I can't believe I'm so wrecked ... I'll never touch Jameson's again."

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