Smelly Passenger Forces Plane Into Luton

Funny story written by ExiledRoyal

Saturday, 8 August 2020

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An Air Belgium plane from Belgium was forced to make an emergency landing at Luton airport this morning after a passenger’s body odour was so bad that other passengers were 'vomiting and fainting'.

"It was terrible," Lionel Overdapless, one passenger told us. "I was sick all over the woman in front of me. The bloke didn't seem to have a clue that he was so disgusting. There was screaming."

Another passenger who wished to remain anonymous told us that it had started before they even boarded the plane. "I got a bit of sick in my throat at the check-in, and he was about twenty people in front."

As news filtered out, passengers from Ryanair flights to Europe swamped ticket desks at UK airports, asking for Air Belgium's details so that they could upgrade.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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