Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, and his wife Meghan 'The Duchess' Markle have begun their independent life by publishing a cookbook.
His Royal Highness said, "We wanted to begin to live under our own steam, and we felt that this was a brilliant way to show that we're doing that. It's just a tiny glimpse into our new life. We hope that you appreciate it."
Her Duchessness added, "I think that it just goes to show that someone who spends their teenage years studying at school, goes to university and achieves a first in Catering, followed by a career learning from the best chefs in the world ... simply doesn't have the advantages to be had by marrying royalty."
Critics have pointed out that the new book, 'Eating With The Windsors', comprises just one page, and one line.
Step 1: Ring the bell when you're hungry.