The Rhyme Minister under attack again

Wednesday, 25 September 2019

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UK politics gets weirder by the day

UK Rhyme Minister Boris Johnson has been criticised by the House of Cowmen for his arrogance, attitude, and for wearing bling in the Houses of Pearlmen.

When accused of undermining his position, and making the Pearlmen look like fools, the Rhyme Minister replied:
Yo, yo, yo, my rhymes are so bitchin'
They got that no confidence trigger itchin'

Opposition MPs from the House of Cowmen asked the disgraced RM to resign, saying:
Moove along, mooron.

But Boris replied with more rhymes:
Why you rascals rippin on me
I just want to subvert yo' democracy

Boh, you caught me breaking the law
But bitches I ain't goin nowhere, y'all

Insiders say that Boris Johnson is likely to be assassinated by a rival rhyming minister within a week, possibly even "rapping" Jeremy Corbyn, who released this statement:
Yo ass ain't safe while I'm the opposition,
You better get yo'self a qualified physician

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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