Furious elderly man hits out at 'no tits' Nat Geo channel

Written by Johnny Shlep

Friday, 30 August 2019

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Simply the breast. Nat Geo in the good old days

A 93-year-old man expressed his fury yesterday after spending the previous evening watching the National Geographic Channel without catching a glimpse of any topless native women in any of the screened documentaries.

Speaking from his home in Whitechapel, East London, Toby Dell, a retired forklift truck driver, told a local newspaper: "Back when I was a boy, we used to buy a copy of National Geographic purely to have a good look at the tits on the women from lost tribes of the Amazon and suchlike.

"Admittedly, they weren't much to look at; some of them had those big stretched out lips and bones through their noses, but tits are tits at the end of the day.

"I've now cancelled my subscription with Virgin Media, and have written to National Geographic, expressing my anger at the quality of their content."

A spokesman for the channel responded last night: "We're sorry that Mr Dell was dissatisfied with our programming on the night in question.

"As an act of goodwill, we have sent this gentleman a copy of our 1967 magazine, which features a number of female members of a lost tribe from Sumatra, fishing with sharpened bits of wood, with their bare baps and arses on display."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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