London couple enjoyed a saucy romp while the Firefox download wizard watched

Written by Johnny Shlep

Tuesday, 6 August 2019

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A 50-year-old woman from Whitechapel in East London has revealed that she had sex with her husband in front of their laptop computer while downloading the Mozilla Firefox internet browser.

Tracy Dell, a shop worker from Vallance Road, told The East London Gazette: "My husband Toby and I have always been pretty adventurous when it comes to our love life, so when he suggested getting down to it during a Firefox download, I was all for it.

"It happened last Saturday night, and to say it was a night to remember, is an understatement.

"Toby went out and got some fish and chips while I went upstairs and slipped into a French maid's outfit.

"We washed down our fish supper with a few cans of lager, and then Toby put the laptop on the coffee table facing us and began the download.

"The knowledge that the Firefox wizard was downloading the file just a few feet away was delicious, and we started going at it full pelt.

"And, although Toby had to keep getting up to click on various prompts, it was the most thrilling and fulfilling experience of our lives!"

A spokesman for Mozilla told us: "It's utterly ridiculous to think that our wizard can see what's going on in people's houses during a download, although we must say that Mrs Dell has a pretty decent rack on her for a woman of her age."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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