Jacob Rees-Mogg hospitalised following disastrous romp with blow-up sex doll

Written by Johnny Shlep

Thursday, 1 August 2019

image for Jacob Rees-Mogg hospitalised following disastrous romp with blow-up sex doll

Controversial Tory MP, Jacob Rees-Mogg was admitted to a London hospital last night, after a kinky romp with an inflatable sex doll went disastrously wrong.

Arch-Brexiteer Rees-Mogg received a number of injuries, after the doll exploded when he leapt on top of it wearing spiked underpants.

A spokesman for The London Ambulance Service said last night: "Mr Rees-Mogg was in a bad way when our crew found him.

"He was suffering from blast-related injuries, and had deep bruising to his back, after hitting the ceiling following the explosion."

Rees-Mogg was taken to The Royal London Hospital in Whitechapel, from where a spokesperson reported that he was 'doing well and has been sitting up abusing foreign members of staff in church Latin'.

This latest incident is the second recent sex-related injury sustained by a Conservative MP, and comes just a week after former Party leader, Ian Duncan Smith, had a vibrating love egg surgically removed from his colon after an incident in his home, when he allegedly, "sat down on it by accident".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more