Survey: 9 out of 10 Londoners want James Corden to be fired into the Sun

Written by Johnny Shlep

Wednesday, 31 July 2019

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'Mr Popular, Corden, pictured being a prize chump yesterday

A recent survey conducted amongst people living in the Greater London area has revealed that 9 out of 10 people of all ages, ethnic groups, sexes and religions, would like nothing better than to see the actor, comedian, voiceover man, awards ceremony host and game show everpresent, James Corden, fired into the Sun.

Corden topped a poll of candidates for solar obliteration which included, political party leaders, Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn, daytime TV host, Richard Madeley, and Craig Revel Horwood out of Strictly Come Dancing

This latest survey follows a recent extensive Gallup poll conducted in Washington DC, which found that an astonishing 99% of the population would be more than happy to saw Piers Morgan's head off with a rusty fish knife.

The remaining 1% thought that it would be too good for him.

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