London teen catches entire family masturbating

Written by Johnny Shlep

Tuesday, 23 July 2019

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A 17-year-old girl from Whitechapel in East London has revealed that she walked into the lounge at her home on June 2nd of this year, and found her entire family, including her elderly grandparents, pleasuring themselves in front of the television.

Mary Dell from Commercial Road, told reporters: “It was around 7.00pm, and I’d been out to visit my best friend at her place, a few doors away.

"I let myself in and went into the living room, and noticed straight away that the lights had been turned down quite low, and that the room was very hot.

"I turned the lighting up, and immediately spotted my dad hurriedly pulling his trousers up. He looked flustered and red in the face.

"To my horror, I then saw that my entire family were in various states of undress, and were quite clearly masturbating.

“They started jumping up and adjusting their clothing, apart from my grandmother who hadn’t heard me come in, and who continued to pleasure herself vigorously.

"My mother tried to act normally, and asked me if I’d had a nice evening, but I could tell she was really embarrassed.

“I quickly made an excuse and went up to my room, but I could hear them all whispering to each other as I went up the stairs.

"About an hour later, my mother called me down for tea. The atmosphere was pretty strained, I have to say.

"Everybody was very subdued and looked pretty flustered, except my grandmother who appeared quite relaxed and happy.”

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