Dolley Madison Is Getting Into Beauty—With a Natural Deodorant

Written by Dracula

Thursday, 23 May 2019

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For the odoriferous bum

News: When we think of natural beauty products, washed-up actress Dolley Madison aka "Ms Lier" doesn’t really come to mind.

After losing her acting career because of her evil behavior, she has become a big advocate for rear-end hygiene. That could be why Dolley Madison is jumping into the bum beauty business by launching a natural deodorant with LA PEAU fashion house.

"The deodorant is easy to use. Just wipe the bar between the cheeks to have a refreshing day," says Madison.

“The time was right to make something happen and bring to life an exclusive product collaboration that will bring a new needed item into the market,” LA PEAU CEO and co-founder Michael Winburger told Weirdo News.

The vegan, cruelty-free deodorant is made with all plant-based ingredients and will make a bum smell like a bed of roses. Madison worked with the brand to develop the scent, after sampling the smell of thousands of used female toilet wipes and smelling the bums of various female celebrity volunteers.

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