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Thursday, 28 March 2019

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"The smell of other horses drove him mad," said the owner.

Raisman, a champion thoroughbred, was sent to heaven on Friday, after he was allegedly caught in sexual intercourse with another stallion.

On one occasion, he tried to sniff the anus of a male employee at the Crown Prince Stables when it was time for his bath.

It was reported the previous year that the wise Raisman had kicked his male veterinarian in the testicles with his hind legs, then tried to mount him whilst the man was crouched in pain.

The 3-year old horse named Al-Raisman (aka The Gift) is the property of Haroon Rashid Aswat.

It earned a whopping 12 million USD during its last racing season, having been victorious at the Saudi National Championship Show and the Qatar International Arabian Horse Show.

The horny stallion was caught on two separate occasions by a watchful employee of the stable, whilst it was engaged in sexual intercourse with another male named, Simone Negrati Al-Kuzbari.

The panicked authorities quickly took the horse into custody detaining him at a local prison yard, in isolation.

“Homosexuality is the work of the Devil,” said the overseer of the Committee for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice, Sheikh Abdulrahman Al Alsanad.

“We have to protect the kingdom from this type of demonic behavior. We will sacrifice, Raisman, to protect the purity of the holy land.”

The committee signed the famous horse’s death warrant in front of the television cameras. This was meant to show that eccentric attitudes, like those of Raisman, would not be tolerated in the kingdom.

Organizations devoted to the rights of homosexuals have denounced the committee’s decision and the constant persecution of gay animals in the kingdom consisting of chickens, barn mice, camels, houseflies, street dogs, and pet cats.

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