Written by Dracula

Sunday, 24 February 2019

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Ricky Martin from Culocan, Mexico has married his long-time partner Dingo McButterpants.

"He's my King," says Martin - but he's not the husband most men would imagine, he's a superhero who is always attentive.

Martin says he decided to tie the knot with Dingo after Dingo "supported" him through public ridicule and political condemnation.

Martin says they've found a lot of common ground. They discovered they both like eating hotdogs, walking on the beach and watching children playing in the park.

"He's just kind, friendly and easy... you know, he's with you when life gets you down," Martin told Politico.

Martin and Dingo have joined in a "spiritual union," regardless of criticism coming from religious leaders.

"Unlike other marriages which fall apart, I know I'm with Dingo for life," says Martin.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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