Written by Glen Jacobs

Thursday, 25 September 2014

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British Gurkha's are to ask the government for a girlfriend each so that when they marry they can then retire in the UK.

Gurkha's history to the British Crown goes back as far as 1815, but recently have felt that they are missing out because they dont automatically qualify to live in the UK once they retire.

"we have no problem providing them girlfriends" said a spokesman yesterday, and started a recruitment program to find girls willing to marry a Gurkha.

The Government however are to charge £3000 for each girlfriend provided and state this is to cover admin charges.

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Topics: Gurkhas

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