Written by ExiledRoyal

Friday, 1 November 2013

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Asda's response to 'Nazi Shoppers'

A shopper was asked to leave the supermarket after customers complained. He was spotted dressed in what appeared to be a black SS uniform with cap and red armband.

Store Manager Mike Shrapnel said, "To be honest it isn't as unusual as it appears. In this part of the world many of our customers come from far-flung parts of Cambridgeshire and simply forget to change. Go into a pub in Little Cocking, for example, and many of their customers are wearing anything from Nazi paraphernalia to nothing at all. We had a stark naked woman in George last week, looking for some Wellington boots."

Police were called when the man, who identified himself as Adolf Goering, strutted down the Prepared Meats aisle and began to salute some Extra Special Wiener Schnitzel, Austria's national dish.

When approached by security, Mr. Goering was reported to have shouted, "Get your hands off me. I am Fuehrerious mit you."

He was then taken outside where Special Branch took over.

A by-stander told us, "He was shouting, 'There ain't no black in the Union Jack, so send the buggers back'."

"And then I heard the Officers saying, 'For fuck's sake, Harry, you're the Queen's grandson. Get a grip, and get in the car'."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Prince Harry, Nazi




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