Phlegm of the Month

Written by ExiledRoyal

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

image for Phlegm of the Month
A particulary long string of Lampard Lungbutter

Match of the Day has revealed a radical departure from their well know "Goal of the Month".

Anchorman Gary Linuchhhher told me, "Since the departure of Adrian Chiles we felt that the old order of things needed an upgrade, and what better than to slo-mo some fabulous gobs from Premiership millionaire example-setters like Splatting Stevie Gerrard and Flobbing Frank Lampard?"

Each month viewers will be asked to text their favourite Lungpukes in order to win a season-ticket to their favourite club.

Phlegm of the Month will start at the beginning of season 10-11, although players with a lung-transfer in the closed season will be disqualified as it won't be their own sputum for the first couple of weeks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics



Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more