Man-mountain Venus Williams, five times Wimbledon "Ladies" Singles winner, has agreed to become primary ambassador for the fight against Testicular Cancer.
Williams, with an estimated fortune of over 26 million USD, yesterday gave a Press Conference sitting alongside Minister for Sport, Gerry Sutcliffe.
"For too long I've reaped the benefits of my chosen career and now I've decided to give something back. The fight against testicular cancer is something I relate to very closely, and I feel that I have the balls to make a difference."
"It sounds like a real plum job", she quipped, "and I certainly don't expect the sack."
Brother Serena, currently Prostate Champion, said, "I'm really proud of Venus, and look forward to reaching the men's semi's with her. Now that would be a competition! I mean, we're both good looking fellas, and both more than capable of semis ourselves."
A number of other companies are clamouring to sponsor Venus now, including Gillette Mach 3, Yorkie Bars and Viagra.