Reports suggest that weaning a baby from as little as four months may help develop the child from attracting allergies.
Helga Nipples, spokespersonnage from the Breast Oral Operative Brokerage (BOOB) said that studies found "no compelling evidence" not to introduce solids at four to six months.
This information has caused a furore amongst the male population, particularly in western cultures, who say that a spot of titty-sucking is a great way to make yourself feel good quickly, and most said that they continue it to this day, even into their fifties and sixties.
"I love a nipple in my mouth," one interviewee told us, "and if the breast is small enough I'll give it a damn good try to get the whole thing in."
He continued, "I mean, it only takes a few hours to emerge from a vagina, but most of us spend an huge amount of our lives trying to get back into one."