Boy Born In The Shape Of Leighton Buzzard

Written by Eurocleese De Zouch

Monday, 25 January 2010

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Doctors in Truro have announced that a baby boy born in the Cornish town's hospital, is shaped like Leighton Buzzard, in Bedfordshire.

The baby boy, named Derek Almaston, by his parents Dave and Alan Spinks is said to already be running the Bedfordshire town's Post Office, and has just currently made an offer on a pub "The Greasy Swan".

In an interview with the News of the World, the fathers said that they were "very proud" of their son, and it shows that is already very entrepreneurial at his very young age.

They also hoped that in time, their son would eventually become twinned with the town.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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