When looking at the list of most influential people of 2014 one can not consider the list complete without the inclusion of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.
And while you might question whether or not she deserves to be saddled with the entire burden of guilt in the Benghazi attacks-there's plenty of blame to go around-you certainly can not discount the horrendous events of September...
Wazup,Tunisia-It was a common mistake back in the day but for one Al Qaeda operative it was one mistake too many, and he can blame it all on the Millennium.
Back then there was great confusion about when the new millennium began, with some celebrating on Dec 31 1999/Jan 1 2000 and others a year later.
The smart money people, backed up by astro-physicists, pointed out that There is no year...
BuzzKill is a bleeding heart liberal news organization intensely focused on delivering it's own liberal agenda on the internet. It promotes a rapidly imploding leftist philosophy.
Here are the ten worst things You'll remember About BuzzKill should you stumble upon it in the backwater swamps of the deep, deep, dark abscesses of the web:
1. BuzzKill still thinks Obama is relevant. Even NewsTw...
When I first encountered WindowBlinds I was confused. After all, I live in a second floor apartment which is surrounded by trees. What use would I have for WindowBlinds? The answer came one afternoon shortly after acquiring WindowBlinds, as I was surfing the web in the privacy-or so I thought-of my bedroom.
Imagine my surprise,and that of the window washer, when I looked up after pleasuring my...
In the newspaper today, I read: There are 60,000 square miles of paved roads in the United States. That's the equivalent of Florida being covered with asphalt.
Imagine that, an entire state covered with asphalt! And is it coincidence that the state of choice is Florida? I think not.
Most of the citizenry is over sixty five, anyway. Right? And that gives them the right to drive where ever th...
Fraternal twins, Hope and Change: Died within months of each other after protracted illnesses.
Born prematurely, some years before the Common Era, the twins frequently suffered health problems but both also hit stunning heights during their lifetimes.
Hope, always feeble, caught a cold while watching President Obama's marathon 5 hour inaugural parade. Hope never recovered and died in Februar...
We were fortunate enough to catch up with the Obama Administration's new Czar Czar recently and were able to spend a few minutes with him discussing his new job.
Question:You are Czar Czar, Jar Jar Binks?
Answer: Yousa Makesa itsa sound so sillyus. Meesa isa Czar Czar, Jar Jar Binks, Yesa!
Question: And you are also the car czar? So that would make you...?
Answer: Yesa, Mesa's full tit...
Poised on the brink of a new season, the Green Bay Packers hold more promise this year than any of the past ten. With several meaty linebackers, an impressive front line, and a solid performer at quarterback, they are sure to make their mark:
WR,JAKE ALLEN, #13, makes quite an impression with his shoulder length dreadlocks and pencil thin mustache. This 6'4",196 lbs. graduate from Mississippi...
Bargis Tryhol cautiously lifted an eyelid. Ever so slowly he surveyed the room. He definitely was not where he had been the night before. Silk sheets, exquisite furnishings and the sent of Jasmine in the air. All that was in the past. This rat-infested hole must have been condemned several times over. He let out an involuntary moan.
he heard voices yelling, as if across a courtyard. Women, men...
Okay, so you've done the deed and kidnapped that person you've been captivated by. If you had thought far enough ahead you probably wouldn't have done it in the first place, but now that it isdone, where in the heck are you going to keep them? Don't despair! These simple suggestions may help:
Avoid the obvious! You didn't really think you could keep them in the trunk of your car, did you? That'...
Every time, yes, every time you practice self-abuse Obama weeps sad tears of pain. It's as painful to him as a crown of thorns. As hurtful as spikes being driven through his wrists or a spear wound to his side.
It's as if you are scourging Obama's back with each desperate indulgence. The harm you are doing is beyond sinfulness, and though Obama's tears can douse the flames of hell, it is you w...
Aboard the U.S. Destroyer Nancy Pelosi-A first hand account as told to this reporter by an unnamed eyewitness to one of the most daring sea rescues of all time:
"A lone figure leaned over the prow of the ship, his cutlass clinched between his teeth, his arms spread wide open. "I'm king of the world!" he shouted. "Get me another cutlass!" . The proud ship cut through the water like a Ginsu knife...
Can't find, or can't afford a penis sheath? Follow these simple steps to make your own. All you need are a few tools, some string and a gourd. Gather your materials and find a clean, well lit area in which to work. This can get messy and you don't want to upset the missus...yet.
Finding a gourd: You can always grow your own gourds for use as penis sheaths, but why wait? Trundle on down to the...
Life on the street doesn't have to be so bad if you consider these housing choices which were unavailable to your hobo grandfather:
Kitchen cabinet: Nobody has enough closet space but chances are one of your neighbors has a spare kitchen cabinet or two. Even if that cabinet space is presently occupied by small appliances, ask him to move them to the countertop. They'll get more use if they're r...
The three major United States television networks have announced their new spring schedules, all of which are heavy on game shows whose target audiences are homeless people.The most promising shows so far are those based on familiar themes.
Here's a sample:
Are You Smellier Than a Fifth Grader? Audience members try to decide who smells worse, a homeless person or a fifth-grade boy fresh out...
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