Tarquin Splint is Britain's most successful maker of erratic films to date. In 2001 he spotted a gap in the market and began casting for his first blockbuster 'Actinit', the story of the ill-fated White Stag loner who crashed into an iceberg lettuce and was drowsed.
His reward was a place in the anals of cinema history and at his home in Beverley, I caught up with him to ask about his latest o...
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