I remember the Christmas of 2010. It was the Christmas I tried to kill Santa Claus. Yes, I was a person of action back then. But what else was I supposed to do? I had to pay 206 Euros for a parking ticket and therefore was left with no money to celebrate the annual pre - Christmas Summer Holy Night on August 24th.
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