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Global Warming - You'll never win!

Funny story: Global Warming - You'll never win!

The poor British summer has been blamed on global warming. Presses, however, were ready for this and had two stories to run with: "Poor British Summer Caused by Global Warming" and "Great British Summer Caused by Global Warming." So you'd better just roll over and pay your carbon taxes and accept all the Nazi / Soviet style police state controls over every aspect of your life and let the enviro...

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Alex Jones & Chris Jericho vs DX on WWE Raw!

Funny story: Alex Jones & Chris Jericho vs DX on WWE Raw!

I thought I'd share a weird dream that I had last night with you all. What it means I do not know... For some strange reason I was watching WWE Raw and Chris Jericho was in the ring calling the audience nothing but parasites and hypocrites & (for some strange reason) his tag team partner Big Show was missing. Then the Imperial March from Star Wars started playing and Alex Jones started to m...

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Tony BLLLEEEEAAARRK!

Funny story: Tony BLLLEEEEAAARRK!

It doesn't seem that long ago when most people in Britain were acting like zombies in their worship of Tony Blair, acting like a lot of people are now acting in America with regards to Obama. But, since this delusion wore off with petrol strikes and no weapons of mass destruction to be found, many people have now subconsciously buried their prior idiocy in thinking Tony would save them from the mo...

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MI5: Trainee Terrorists Wanted!

Funny story: MI5: Trainee Terrorists Wanted!

A job advertisement that appeared in many newspapers today read:...

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Daniel Estulin, Jim Tucker & Alex Jones Listed On This Year's Bilderberg Attendees List.

Funny story: Daniel Estulin, Jim Tucker & Alex Jones Listed On This Year's Bilderberg Attendees List.

'Yes, yes we were there,' Alex Jones finally admitted during one of his mid week radio show rants. 'So what? It's not like we could turn down the offer!'...

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Bush Admits to Filling His Pants on 911.

Funny story: Bush Admits to Filling His Pants on 911.

'Okay, okay I pooped them,' President George Bush admitted at today's press conference. This response came after a flurry of questions about his gormless look, while he continued to read 'My Pet Goat' with them school kids, after his secret service agent told him about the attacks. 'When he said, Mr President, we need to go - I suddenly realised how much I needed to g...

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Oil Prices Set To Rise Again As Coalition Forces Turn Down Iraqi Oil Production Once More

Funny story: Oil Prices Set To Rise Again As Coalition Forces Turn Down Iraqi Oil Production Once More

"Why the hell did we go there if it wasn't for the oil and to make it cheaper for us to fill our cars?" demanded the once happy Bush supporter at the Rudi Giuliani presidential campaign meeting. It was an outcry that most were thinking but none were saying...

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Trump Names Convict With Ankle Bracelet as Chief-of-Staff

This time he wants a Chief-of-Staff that "won't get away too easy."
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