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POTUS will momentarily begin speaking to assembled reporters here in the Rose Garden.
POTUS is walking to the podium with the Nuclear Football. He opens it and takes out a big red push-button with an antenna sticking out of it and sets the red button on top of the podium. Is he Fkng crzy ?
"Good afternoon everyone. Lester, that includes you too. I be...
President Obama addressed assembled reporters in the Rose Garden today.
I have just sent American troops on a vacation to Niger. And while there they will be changing that country's name to one that accurately reflects its true beauty and greatness. One that brings to mind thoughts of wonderful people living in a land flowing with milk and honey-nuts.
We have been fighting a war for a long t...
Headline should read,"Iranian Jets Attack U.S. Drones in Gulf"
President Obama gave the following speech to assembled reporters in the Rose Garden this afternoon.
My fellow Americans:
As President and Decider, uh...I mean Commander, in Chief, it is my duty to the American people to report that renewed hostile actions against United States drones on the high air in the Gulf of Persia have...
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