I find it ridiculous to accuse the glorious and magnificent all-powerful Facebook being of manipulating my emotions. I was logged in for an hour this morning and found it very enlightening to rapidly assimilate the Cyrillic alphabet. Must reach Kremlin. If my emotions were manipulated surely I'd be ecstatic that England are out of the World Cup and I'm not. Mainly because they are still in it acco...
I stand before you in steel-grey flannel slacks.
As you do I, you I, I, you and all of you, with I!
No more shall a list of four main bullet points happen to you, if you prefer to eat a Custard Cream.
Look at me: I'm wearing a silver knight's helmet nicked from a museum.
Listen to the voices of those who share our commitment to a country where the power brokers in SlagsBourg cannot prev...
"Admittedly I wrote most of it while drunk but expected so much more. Perhaps an IKEA voucher for those meatballs".
"Our journalists are very important to us" said the online tabloid "It keeps punters clicking on adverts for shoes and stuff."
"But why am I not already taking cocaine off the smalls of super models' backs, like those sacked Barclays people I just wrote about last time? I mea...
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