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Children's Television's Enduring Twosome Finally Address Nature of Their Living Arrangement

SESAME STREET, NY - In an interview conducted by television reporter and journalist Kermit the Frog, two of Sesame Street's long-time residents have finally acknowledged exactly what their relationship is. Amid lingering rumors and speculation from neighbors as well as executives at PBS as to the true nature of their living arrangement, Bert and Ernie have decided to lay it all on the line and...

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Man Thinks He Slept His Life Away in Elaborate Practical Joke

WINTERHAVEN, FL - Imagine you fall asleep and wake up much later in the...century! That's exactly what a man went through recently when he awoke from what he thought was a forty-year slumber. His name is Freddy Cronk, but you can call him Rip Van Winkle. And he has the beard to prove it, at least until the glue wears off. Just listen to him tell the whole story the way only he could. "I woke...

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Popular Heavy Metal Band Planning to Release Christmas Album This Fall

PERU, IN - No matter your profession or financial circumstances, it's hard not to get excited about Christmas. Kids from one to ninety-two, as Nat King Cole crooned about a half-century ago, all find the holiday season bright, even the ones who appear to the average observer as if they would just as soon slit Santa's throat as to await his arrival with childhood giddiness on Christmas Eve. It...

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Elderly Television Superstar Hoping to Reprise Identifying Role in 70's Program

LOS ANGELES, CA - Long-cherished passions die a difficult death, and working in television for many actors is a passion that, for them, will never die. Just ask 1970's TV icon Lee Majors, who for several years enjoyed the spoils of portraying a man worth more than most midsize corporations back at that time. Thirty-five years ago, Majors was a household name, a hero to millions of fans acros...

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Charlie Sheen Tormented by Spirit of Jack LaLane

LOS ANGELES, CA - Just when things seemed like they couldn't get worse for Charlie Sheen, they did precisely that. Maybe it was only a hallucination brought on by his latest three-day bender. He could probably come to terms with that. Perhaps it was just an innocent misunderstanding with his 95 year-old pool boy. That too, although more difficult to believe, might be overlooked, given the...

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